It’s trite, but I believe in our right to arm bears. Claws
and teeth are insufficient in a modern age. Laughs aside, I would want a Taurus 454
“Raging Bull” in my hand if I were being pursued by an enraged Grizzly. The
goal would be stopping power because I can’t run at all and nobody can run
faster than an enraged grizzly. Everybody that has been pursued by an enraged
grizzly raise your hand. OK, we have now identified the tiny percentage of people
Charles Darwin spoke about. In the 21st century if you are doing
something that irritates grizzly bears the gene pool might be better off without
your contribution. I concede, though, that a tiny percent of the tiny percent
of you that would find yourself in that situation may have a legitimate purpose
to be in a situation that a grizzly would find unwelcome. You should probably
be packing.
I understand the passion of the NRA to see the second
amendment as a grail just short of life itself. What I don’t understand is
why the NRA stops at the “assault rifle”. As anybody who has ever gone hunting
knows, you can’t beat the
M4A1 when you are surprised by a whole herd of deer that need to reach the
pinnacle of their mortal purpose, having their heads mounted on a wall (in this
day and age I don’t want to offend vegans with the idea that meat might be good
for you or that they may be legitimate reasons to eat Bambi). Of course I know
that you will never see a herd of dear with 5-point racks. Bucks insist on
being the only “man” in the herd.
But what about the times only an FN SCAR CQC with its mounted
FN40L-GL is enough? The grenade launcher is a part of this gun, so doesn’t the
NRA insist on the right to buy these? Most of this rifle is, well, rifle. And
you still can’t beat a FIM-92
for those times when some criminally minded airliner may have chosen your house
as its destination. At 33 and a half pounds it looks just like a big rifle. Then
there’s the StunRay
whose manufacturers say “… will blind you into submission” with a light flash
10 times more intense than an aircraft landing light (all from a 75 watt bulb!)
that overwhelms your visual cortex causing complete paralysis of the body at a
distance that a Taser just envies. There’s also the “hard sound rifle” which
has given me a healthier respect for my headphones. I can’t confirm it as real,
but has a loyal following with HALO players. And all of these are just
considered “small bore weapons” by NATO. Everybody knows that no group is complete
without the venerable,
reliable M2. Any Humvee (American
Motors last gasp?) worth riding in has its M2HB
or its baby sister the M240G. Yes the SAW is just a small bore gun, but
when you need to shoot somebody 740 times in a minute (just under 13 times per
second) it’s hard to beat [note: most gunners don’t exceed 100 rpm for
prolonged use or the barrel becomes a little soft]. Of course, the Marines now
want something with a little more accuracy.
Why doesn’t the “right to bear arms” extend to the Howitzer?
Some of the best performances of Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture have included the M198. And then there’s
the world of smooth bore cannon. The Army realized early on that a
105mm round couldn’t do what a 120mm could from an Abrams tank. After all,
it’s a Chrysler. The original minivan is
a Chrysler. Why can’t I have a 120mm RheinMetall on my Voyager? Anyone who has
ever baked a pie knows how much more mass each millimeter gives you (for
reference an 8” cake pan (assuming 1.5” inches high) gives you six cups while a
9” (same height) gives you 8 cups). Step up to a 10” and you’ve got almost 13
cups. Now instead of cake batter toss some high explosive and depleted uranium
in there and watch the walls tumble down).
The point of this silliness is the same with all my friends
in the NRA, and I have many friends carrying NRA cards. Except for the
perspective terrorists, everybody will agree that the “right to bear arms” ends
somewhere. In 1805 the standard
musket in capable hands had a one in three chance of hitting a man-size
target at 100 yards. This is the reason that you lined up as many musketeers as
you could in a line. If you had 60 firing effectively you might bring down 20
of the enemy. The state of the art Baker Rifle, a flintlock,
doubled that to 200 yards and Rifleman Thomas Plunkett is thought to have shot
a French general at as much as 600 yards. With the improvement came a
compromise. A skilled musketeer could get off 4 rounds in a minute while the
time required to load and fire a Baker with its bullet in oiled leather (or
more commonly linen) reduced the rate of fire to two rounds per minute.
Facts would indicate that for most Americans, the limit for
the right to bear arms is in the neighborhood of what are characterized as “assault
rifles”. I say this because it took most Americans agreeing with this idea
for their representatives to ban them in 1994 (but only if that ban had a shelf
life of 10 years). That’s quite an accomplishment when you consider the “Brady”
camp has a budget of about $7
million/year while the NRA admits to between $100
and $300 million. They also seem to be able raise another $200 million with
a toaster (I
am not kidding). The problem is that whenever the characteristics of an
assault rifle are defined someone can make some minor
alteration (which can usually be unmade in seconds) to disqualify it.
I sincerely believe that if you took General Washington or
President Jefferson and gave him an AK-47,
the most prolific,
most reputable, most reliable,
most
destructive bang for the buck they would say, “We had no idea people would
want weapons of mass destruction in their closet. We were thinking muskets. You
know a one in three chance at 100 yards maybe four times a minute.” FYI – An AK-47
on burst can fire 400 rounds per minute (600 rounds cycling rate). Yes, that is
100 times as many shots as the Founding Fathers had ever imagined. It is
considered “inaccurate” by today’s standards because the stamped models only
produce a 4” to 6” reliable target at 300 yards. Marksmen set its effective
rate at up to 800 yards.
My point is that almost everyone recognizes that there is a
limit, some limit somewhere defined as “the right to
bear arms”. This is the crux of the argument about “constitutionality”.
Once we admit that there is a limit to our right to the weapon, we have accepted
that it is constitutional to set limitations on the right to bear arms without “infringing”
on that right. As a matter of fact, one of the definitions of “infringe” is “to transgress or exceed the
limits of” indicating that limits must first be established for
infringement to incur.
There are estimated to be more than 300 million guns in
circulation in the United States. A law making it a criminal offense to possess
a gun would be about as enforceable as Prohibition. At the same time, a law
restricting the sale of firearms would lend itself to reducing the availability
of guns to criminals. The existence of guns could not accomplished completely,
maybe not even effectively for years, decades or even centuries. The question
is not “how much good would regulating firearms accomplish” but simply if
regulating firearms would result in a benefit to the majority of citizens.
We frequently compare ourselves to Canada. We eat the same
food, drive the same cars, speak mostly the same language and share a lot of
our heritage. Canada has its share of deaths by GSW. Most of these are suicides.
In the US 45% of gunshot deaths are homicide while only 32% are suicides. In
terms of lives taken there is an obvious and proportionate correlation with the
availability of firearms. There is also a correlation in the reduction of GSW
with the increased control of firearms since 1991 in Canada, a 65% reduction.
Obviously the number and percentage of lives destroyed by guns is much higher
in the US.
A more appealing way to look at this might be the cost of gun violence. Who would not
be willing to pay a little less tax? In 1991 GSW cost Canadians $6.6 billion. A
similar study in 1992 showed the cost to Americans as $126 billion. I
would be willing to promote a provision that gun ownership continue to be
regulated as it is presently as long as all the costs related to GSW is paid by
gun owners.
For those of you who reacted to the shooting of five and six
year olds by creating more wealth for the makers and sellers of
guns all I can hope is that you are not my next door neighbor. How sad it
would be to live next to somebody who would rather shoot me than share a loaf
of bread. . I assure you that you won’t have to hold a gun to my head to get
half of my last loaf. How I would hate to survive in a world where the only
reason I’m alive is because I shot you and my neighbors.
The gun lobby will tap into the lowest form of human manipulation to
sell assault weapons. I don’t know a single gun
control advocate who would find relevance or redemption in [NSFW] something
like this, but it was one of the highest hits on “second amendment rights”.
I think even the men of the world like General Washington and President
Jefferson would be disgusted that their prayerful hours work is associated
today with such an image. I hope I don’t know anyone who would pay $21.99 to
own it.